What's on this Week?
To save my time, I shall not update the soap's comment, and shall review them collectively:
Eastenders, Coronation Street, Emmerdale, Home and Away, The Bill, Neighbours, Hollyoaks, other: The poorly acted script plays host to some of the most abysmal storylines this side of the equatorial divide. The tragic scenes convey only mildly interesting facial expressions, sadly, we've seen them thousands of times before, deeming them completely un-emotive. There is excitement this week on Friday, with the prospect of death, or at least certain misery for the already depressed characters, and amusement is to be had at the TV bloops and blunders. Watch out on Thursday for the single frame of a naked chef running around in the local shop, swinging a rubber haddock from his left knee.
NEW THIS WEEK
HIGHLIGHTS THE HORSE WHISPERER SUN 8.20PM, THIS WEEKS BOXING, EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES CH4 3.55AM
SUNDAY
After last night's boxing match between Audley Harrison and the Polish champion, the boxing highlights will be shown. Hopefully, for any boxing fans, this will include some of the powerful jabs from Audley's last televised match. The Horse Whisperer is also being shown today. This is the touching, and very long, tale of horse psychology. Robert Redford stars.
MONDAY
Even Cowgirls get the Blues stars Uma Therman and Keanu Reeves. The tale of a drifter is worth watching, but only because there is nothing else on. Unless you are an odd person who is particularly partial to reality TV's Big Brother or strange game shows. Wimbledon is also on, for all tennis enthusiasts.
TUESDAY
Comedy Connections tells us of the stories behind comedy sketch shows. It is a new series and this week focuses on The Goodies. And we can all envy the poor woman whoi is incapable of controlling her child. Little Angels covers the story of yet mre brattish children who are permitted to run wild.
WEDNESDAY
We can now all feel sick at people pampering their pets. Disgusting mongrels with diamond-edged water bowls is not my idea of normality, and I'm sure this will be another poorly-presented show of rubbish puns and self-indulgence. How unusual. Big Brother has about 10 different shows, well actually the same show under different names, and we're supposed to love them all. Wonderful..
THURSDAY
Euro 2004 will dominate screens.
FRIDAY
I am feeling sour over there being no My Family this week. I refuse to comment on Friday. So there.