A Page for The Girl What is Devoted
The Furlessfeet Empire takes great pride in honoring those who deserve honor and belittling, well everyone else basically. In this happy little case it would appear that we are honoring a Miss Sophie ****** Byford, who we formally entitle 'The Girl What is Devoted'. Miss Byford's enigmatic fansomeness has not only stunned us here at Furlessfeet, but has begun to attract attention from further places and destinations including the legendary 'Science block' and even the possibly mythical 'Student Support Room' - widely believed to be the year 7 toilets (of course). Furthering her unwavering support, Miss Byford is solely responsible for the inspiration of the 'Recommended' list, and therefore structuring the website in a way not thought possible by lesser mortals (yes, that includes ol' Gatesy).
Miss Byford, the mystically beautiful creature from The Land Where All is Either Rotting or Broken Already, still resides in the Derby-Home area of Epsom. Although this alone is reason enough for many fanatics to fall to small, fleshy pieces, Miss Byford insists on remaining loyal, and whole. She was among the first to read the (first ever) review of Rebecca, loving it dearly from the beginning. Her second favourite, it is believed, is that of Romeo and Juliet by House Critic Sophski Stamskov. Miss Byford, although beautiful, intelligent, charming, witty, loyal and affable (did that go too far? We think not!) has her faults. One of the most apparent being that of the risk of her bladder one day not holding out and serving her an injustice by decided to erupt and begin spurting bodily fluids in response to one of the man hysterical one-liners that are crammed into the Grog.me.uk website. Although this presents itself as a great danger, we over lookers at Furlessfeet have decided (like Sophie's bladder) to remain true to our titles and overlook this small, insignificant detail. It is worth mentioning the complete irrelevance of that particularly point. And therefore this one. To be honest, we, at Furlessfeet are beginning to wonder if we just like to ramble on chewing up web space with large amounts of dispensable text about the capability of our followers' bladders.
Miss Byford, who does a killer impression of the dubbed 'Rudies', has also begun the formation of initial ideas for the forthcoming script of comedy sketches based in and around the characters, situations and incidents that strike us here, at Furlessfeet to be oddly amusing. Perhaps, in a small *TEASER* we could mention the forthcoming sketches, titles including "The time with the tree-protest", "The time with the nurse-uniform" and "The time with the hamster/teacher creature".
We, at Furlessfeet officially commend Miss Sophie ****** Byford for her enthusiasm, originality, and ideas. We hereby award her the respectable title of
The Girl What is Devoted