A Word for Worms
It was recently mentioned to me, that worms do not have enough mentioned about them. In fact, aside from Earthworm Jim, they have had no look in, or spokes worms at all. This, among others, is reason enough for worms to be mentioned in the ever-more popular Furlessfeet.co.uk.
Worms are nearly a dying specie. It has become commonplace among young, violent children to torture innocent creatures of the earth. Countless worms, who have lead our British culture to victory on more than 14 occasions. Notably, The Great Worm of Wrinkly, who famously defeated the evil dirt-clod of Hammersmith. What would have been a nasty situation (as a result from the sadistic and alcohol-induced attacks from the dirt clod) was made peaceful and calm by The great Worm of Wrinkly. Nearly 22, 000 citizens were comforted.
Furlessfeet fans I beg of you to join me in my quest to bring attention to a just and noble cause. We need to save, recognize and cherish the worm heroes of our century. Join me, fans and
Save our Worms!