Frequently Asked Questions:
Who are you?
I am the creator of furlessfeet. The large voice. The big cheese. The smelly socks.
Where are you?
I am everywhere except the places where I am not.
What are you?
Weird.
What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
42. Surely everyone knows that?!
Why do sheep never shrink in the rain?
No-body's added the washing powder yet.
Why is it that nothing rhymes with purple?
Because purple is an uncannily awkward sort of a word which, sadly, was attacked by uber peas when purple was little.
What is the point to this website?
This website is designed to educate those who are uneducated. Like you. It is designed to spread knowledge of all things random and good. The epicentre of an earthquake happened to occur in the middle of the production of several NORMAL websites which all got sliced and spliced and mixed and muddled into one big site.
Why do dogs smell?
Because they are generally very smelly beings that emigrated from their home planet of Gujurataisawi which is a generally smelly place to be.