Randomism is a religion founded by ME the creator of furlessfeet. it's sister religion is Bobism, a website on which can be found at BOB IS GOD. There is of course a bible of Randomism, which can be found in my possession and will be loaned to you if you ask nicely. (chocolate and hula hoops will also help).
The bible of Randomism is designed to convert the hello-squid-non-randomist community to the way of the randomists; so that they too may be enlightened and enjoy insanity rather than suffer from it. (thank you Ben) They will be taught to tap-dance on Volvo estates with lime-green octopuses, and to converse with the majestik moose e.g. "Moooooooooose" translation - "pray remove your big toe from my nasal cavity, it is getting rather snotty"
The way of the Randomists has been followed since the beginning of Randomism - no-one is quite sure when that is, but it WAS when evil-cat scratched the holy hand of the prophet Borvag, to which the prophet Emily exclaimed "Good God the nasty little bastard" should evil-cat have been there - he would have scratched her. Also.
To learn more about Randomism, ask for the bible.